2. God is busy, please hold.

3. Myspace is very very ugly. I really don’t know why I use it. I think it’s just a way to write stupid shit to my friends during the day and look at pictures that we took.

4. Size matters. I enjoy a man with a spine and a strong sense of self. The thing that is most attractive to me now is finding someone genuine.

5. I have no more boobs. I sold them for gas money.

48C.

Madonna did too.

I’m going to be burned into grey ashes. They can lay me out in one, that’s fine. Only in my bra.

6. I clean up dog shit all day long. I fear no cleaner. Actually..I’m more afraid of accidentally mixing them together and blowing myself up.

7. Satan. One blue eye, one brown, one red, and one orange.

8. I look for the fine beverages, baby.

9. Nathan Pralle. Not sure there’s enough hair for my coat. I’ll settle with a sock.

10. Spinach. It’s delicious. Raw. Mmm. But I don’t want to be thrown off a building.

I don’t read every day, but I do read regularly, so here goes:

1. Shari, AKA Geek Diva. My blog is Open Up.

2. a) The reason for my hope.

3. My school’s Student Portal website. I keep going back because that’s whar all my student crap is. But I hate it. There’s no way to return to the main page and when you click the back button, it just reloads the page you’re on. Do not want.

4. NOT care about? But there’s so many yummy things to consider… I… OK, truthfully, I do not care how a man dresses. If he’s with me, I’ll dress him if he needs it. Mine needs it. LOL But I don’t care.

5. 40D. They didn’t have bras when Madonna was alive. Madonna and child enjoyed unfettered access to nursing. No, I’m going to be cremated. It would be a waste of a bra.

6. Oven cleaner. The fumes, the skeleton hand on the label, the work it makes me do… oh, the horror. It lurks lives in the very back of the cupboard under the kitchen sink.

7. Duh, she would be an actress. I don’t know enough about either parent’s genetic heritage or biology to even begin to guess. Oh! But if she wore blue contact lenses? They would be blue.

8. Yes, it’s lame. I go into the bathroom or the kitchen and inspect (depending on which one I’m in) the sink faucets, floor around the toilet, and the fridge. I can relate to people only after I know the extent to which they can see their own dirt.

9. Rabbits. Because they fornicate. A LOT. They are my heroes, actually. And ew, NO, I would not. I’m not a fur person, especially bunny fur.

10. Baked beans – hopefully they would have enough time in there to be able to propel me back up from the earth to safety. I really, really can’t believe I said that.

P.S. I was trying to be original, but someone else said oven cleaner too… I haven’t SEEN oven cleaner in two years, so I now vote for Kaboom. For mostly the same reasons. It lives in my bathroom, begging to be allowed at the pink stains spreading over my shower curtains.

Shari’s last blog post..Not So Much With The Processing…

nicheplayer’s last blog post..Ava “reading”

Ken’s last blog post..Jesus is back. And this time he’s funny