Comments on: Theological Engineering Exam

By: Henry

Henry — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:21:00 +0000

1) L=r*t/J
=0.9*0.5*0.0001
=0.000045

2) a. Trick question. Animals do not have souls.
b. Irrelevant. Gen. 1:26 “”Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

3) Impossible to calculate with Cartesian coordinates. Non-Euclidian geometry is required.

4) According to Jerry Maguire, the human head weighs 8 lbs. This is approx. 3.62873896 kg. Subtract this from 90 kg at time t. t + 10 = m*t = 1 + 10/t = 86.37126104 ==> 8.537126104 kg.

5) Stan will go to hell for worshiping a man over God.

Extra Credit: No joules of heat will be released as during transubstantiation, only the essences change, not the accidents.

By: Julia

Julia — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:01:21 +0000

I declare that I will never be done this exam. At the time of the Rapture I will hand it in, snatched from the jaws of an alligator.
Until such time, I will be kind to sheep, not stand on street corners with people named Joe and Bob, and enjoy pork but refrain from taking communion. I leave the coordinates of the Rapture to the Cartesians, as they seem to enjoy puzzles so much.

By: sito

sito — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:45:06 +0000

Your questions imply a reality that may not exist. They are, therefore, unanswerable at any level. Now let’s dig into those crackers & wine.

By: Stacey Thomas

Stacey Thomas — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:59:34 +0000

This was very funny, but if I actually tried to do the math, my head would explode. [rq=3509,0,blog][/rq]A Work In Progress

By: nicheplayer

nicheplayer — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:44:26 +0000

No praying during...but before...? [rq=3340,0,blog][/rq]Pinky promise