The rednecked, block-headed singer Darryl Worley (who has sung such timeless hits as, “I Found Love at a Kmart Store”) has created this incredibly dense song named, “Have You Forgotten“, which talks about how the events of 9/11 justify us Americans marching around the world and blowing shit up. Everytime I hear this on the radio, I want to reach through the airwaves and strangle his stupid ass. It is people like this ignorant, arogant idiot who are endangering the future safety of the world and my children in the process. Jackass.

So, in response, I give you the modified lyrics to this ignorant, piece of shit song. Anyone want to try covering this?

Are You a Moron?

I hear people sayin’. We really need this war.
They say, “There’s some things worth fightin’ for.
What about our freedom, and this piece of ground?
We didn’t get to keep ‘em by backin’ down.”
They say we don’t realize the mess we’re gettin’ in
Before you start preachin’ let me ask you this my friend.

Are you a moron? Are you a dumbass, too?
Believing that this fighting crap
is really good for you?
Are you a moron? Have you lost your mind?
Killing random people just to give you peace of mind?
They say we should be worrying about Bin Laden…
Are you a moron?

We took the footage off TV
Because it doesn’t help you or me
It’ll only breed anger, hate, and fear
People acting like scared sheep with a bear
This country is out looking for a fight
9/11 sure as hell doesn’t give us the right

Sending all those soldiers
Away from us to war
Does anyone here remember what they’re fighting for?

Are you a moron?
All those people killed
Won’t come back to see us
If we kill everyone else
Are you a moron?
Just ’cause you’re American
Doesn’t mean you’re always right
Or the way of light is might
Think about what those gone would want you to do….

Are you a moron?