23rd
December
2008
C is for CheesyThis is the closest I come to acting like Martha Stewart. Staged? What the hell do you think? Of course it was staged. Do you think cookies naturally fall from the sky and arrange themselves attractively on holiday-themed tableware? Not in this forest, Alice.
AND I PAID THEM TO DO IT. Slutty cookies.
(Giant Ginger Cookies, courtesy of the trusty old plaid Better Homes & Garbage Cookbook and my mad culinary skillz.)


Ooo-la-la!! Very professional-like. How many shots did it take you to get “the” money, I mean, cookie shot?!
Probably about 40 pictures or so; took a long time to figure out how to frame it correctly as well as get the focus and so forth down.
boy golly they look good enough to eat!
I can verify that they were, indeed, tasty. The only caveat is that they were rock-hard due to using egg-replacer so Landa/Keston could have them. But they worked GREAT in milk!
We at the publishers of Better Homes & Garbage would like to thank you for your endorsement of our cookbook.
You’re quite welcome. Now, where’s MY MONEY!?