Ok, so this is a bit low-brow for me, but it was upon the request of a friend after posting a link to a Venn diagram by Great White Snark that finally accurately describes the differences between geeks, nerds, and dorks. She said that the differences between skanks, whores, and sluts had been a big discussion point at her former employer and she wished there was a graph to describe them.
Having thought about this FAR, FAR TOO MUCH — and having had to get this off of my mind so I could go back to more productive pursuits — I finally came up with this diagram that I think is pretty accurate. So Lauri, this is for you. See what you think and discuss amongst yourselven.