My Keyboard, My Sword
8th June 2008
A Flood of Adventure

About 9:30 this morning, as I was slumbering peacefully in my bed and awaiting the next cries of my son to prompt my attention, my father rang me on my cellphone. Since I’m on call for work this entire weekend, I had it right by the bed. The theme from Super Mario Brothers I wangled away as I struggled to locate said communications device, punch the appropriate button, and slap it to my ear.

“Yeah?” I said, groggily.

“You folks still there in one piece?” he asked. “Sure,” I replied, “why wouldn’t we be?”

Turns out it had rained quite a bit in the night and since the ground and assorted bodies of water are already sufficiently filled, it had proceeded to flood out quite a lot of places, including his basement. I trotted downstairs and checked out the scene, prancing about the house in my skivvies, until I was reasonably assured that nothing was overly wet and/or missing.

I was just looking up local weather and news when he called again. “They said on the radio that they are evacuating the nursing home and want volunteers to help. You might want to go help your grandma.”

I blinked. “Gotcha…I’ll toss on some clothes and get moving.” I grabbed myself a quick bowl of some generic cereal and headed to the shower, got primped in my best “dirties”, grabbed my shitkickers, and headed out the door.

Upon driving to the end of main street, I was stopped by a familiar face in a fireman’s uniform. “Hey, Jeff,” I said out the window. He asked where I was going, and I indicated that I had heard that they needed help. “Sure,” he replied, “but go to the high school; they’ll shuttle you down there, we don’t have room for all the cars.”

Upon parking and jumping onto the fire equipment truck with a bunch of other folks from around town, we headed on down. The sight that greeted me was impressive; water in every direction up to and starting to flow over the driveways of the nursing home, trucks, piles of sand, sandbags, and lots of people. This was going to be interesting.

The residents, as it turns out, were already evacuated to Ridgestone Golf Course, a local club with a rather sizable restaurant space. I smiled as I imagined my grandmother sitting up at the bar and ordering a cold one.

So, instead I busied myself by jumping in on the sandbagging, helping to offload bucketloads of completed bags and forming a chain of sandbags in a ring around the structure three deep. Three hours and some 1,500 bags later, we were not only done with the barrier for the care center but managed to fill the better part of the back of a dump truck with bags as well in preparation for coming weather. Dirty, soaked to the bone (it didn’t fail to piss down rain while we were working, of course), tired, but happily so, I headed back to my car and then home to shower and spend the rest of the day relaxing and getting minor things done.

Later in the afternoon, after most of the excitement had let off, we went for a small drive and collected a lot of pictures of the flooding. I post them below for your general enjoyment and amusement.

I’ve never really been involved in any sort of emergency assistance/recovery/prevention/whatever and I have to say that today was a wonderful experience, even given the circumstances. Seeing people from all sorts of statuses, creeds, backgrounds, and experiences come together simply because they were a community and, by god, we were not about to let a staple institution of our town get destroyed was nothing less than inspirational. It made me have some brief hope for humanity in general by seeing what a small but organized effort could accomplish given the opportunity.

Now — on to the pictures! (remember, you can click on the thumbnail to make them bigger)



The sidewalk leading north from our street to the city swimming pool park, and the poor schmuck’s backyard that suffered as well.



I don’t think this guy will be mowing lawn very soon.



This was, at one point, a corn field. I doubt the viability of it now.



This is an empty lot and in the background, Sukup Manufacturing, which also flooded out somewhat.



On Gilman Street (C-13) headed east and our first glimpse at the care center and the line of sandbags on the west side.



Care Center South Side and Sandbag Line
The south side of the care center and its front lawn, deeply under water. You can clearly see the sandbag line here. I didn’t personally work on this side; I was on the crew on the reverse (north) side, but the idea is the same. It’s not really rocket science — sand, in a bag, stacked. Kinda self-explanatory.



East Care Center Driveway and Sandbag Line
The eastern driveway into the nursing home and the east ditch. The brown gunk is floating, rotting corn stalks from last year; the water there is about 3′ deep at the bottom of the ditch and, as you can see, is already flowing over the concrete. You can also see the pile of reserve sandbags in the background by the line. We left several such piles in the case that something broke and/or had to be bolstered.



Looking Across the Vet Clinic\'s Parking Lot
The parking lot of the Sheffield Vet Clinic, looking north.



Looking north along Highway 65, across Gilman Street.



Looking south along Hwy 65.



The pumps at Casey’s General Store (NE side under water) and the intersection of Gilman and Hwy 65, ditches full.



The north ditch by Hwy 65. The water here is probably 3′ deep at least.



The massive amount of suction at one of two culverts attempting to empty the ditch as fast as possible. The culverts are about a foot wide at the intake and I’ll bet the suction would rip the hair right off your leg or worse.



The output of the culvert above and the southern ditch. Given the speed of the water rushing through, you suddenly realize that this is a A Lot Of Water.



Looking west along Gilman Street and the south side of the Vet Clinic, ditch full and getting worse.



The front of the Vet Clinic. Hope those doggies remembered their boots!



A very wet, muddy, sandy, tired, but satisfied me after the adventure in the morning. Why is it that sand can get into the deepest of crevices with little or no effort? Yike!


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11th March 2008
My Cash Generator

As seen in the parking lot at a local gun show this past weekend.   Note the sign in the window and the condition of the vehicle of note.    Folks, you can’t make this stuff up.

Jim’s Cash Generator

P.S. — I would caution my readers against using Jim’s Cash Generator for supplying your main income stream — it doesn’t appear to be working out for Jim very well.


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26th January 2008
A Windy Future Indeed

I apologize; I’ve been rather short on time, motivation, and mental capacity to do any serious articles lately, and I feel I’ve let my readership down a bit because of it.   My job is going great, but I arrive home bushed, and by the time I watch my son and get him ready for bed, I’m ready to hit the hay and my mind is nowhere near a philosophy-based blog posting, let alone coherent sentences.

However,  I wanted to share these crappy-ass cell phone pictures with you.   Every day my commute to Charles City takes me past the 75-megawatt, 50-turbine wind farm that is being built as we speak just on the edge of CC.   I love the fact that Iowa is getting tons of these farms going up — wind power is a great resource; clean, fairly economic, and plentiful.    Plus, I think the farms look very majestic and are fascinating to watch being built.

I’ve been taking photographs as I go to work with my phone; not the best, but there’s some pretty sunrises and you can at least see some progress.    Enjoy.

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