I’m terribly fond of traveling anywhere; going to Australia is always a process of hurrying, waiting, and some more waiting, so one learns to try to observe the few things in the process that are amusing or otherwise unusual during the trip. I’m going to detail below my trip this time from Sheffield, IA to Whyalla, South Australia on Feb 13th to 15th (various hours/days due to the time changes). It’s going to be long, so I apologize in advance, but I hope to have enough amusing anecdotes and quips to keep you going along the way, much like a trail of gummi bears in the wilderness (minus the ants which, although crunchy and nutritious, usually take away from the aesthetics of the snack).
The weather was foreboding; the reports on Monday morning apparently freaked out my mother who called (while I was in the shower, no less), asking if I had viewed the weather yet. I had not, I informed her, as I had barely managed to crack open my eyelids enough to avoid walls while traipsing down to the shower; news of anticipated precipitation was far from my neurons at that point.
After much back and forth, it was noted that if I wanted to get to Minneapolis, we would have to leave around 10am. This was not within my set plans, as I was supposed to be delivered to the airport around 4am the following morning, on Tuesday, and I had tons of things yet to do. My father, thankfully, stepped in and said he would be willing to leave later in the day, so we decided to play it by ear.
The morning was extremely hectic; work was hell, as I somewhat expected for the day before leaving for 5 weeks, but it was particularly incredible. Long story abbreviated, I got everything wrapped up and written out and checked off and otherwise marked by around 4pm; packing up and getting out of the house took me till 5 and we took off around 6. Dad and I picked up his girlfriend Amy in Clear Lake and then headed towards the Twin Cities in her van.
A stop at Perkins in Owatonna for some sustenance and we continued on. Our destination was the abode of one Kath, friend made through D.A.I.S.I.E. Company, and willing participant in the mission to get me on my way despite the impending onslaught of winter-whipped hydration. After missing the exit twice in St. Paul, we finally found our way to her lovely little cottage and got my bags dropped off. I said goodbye to Dad and Amy and they headed back south.
The evening at Kath’s house was wonderful, hanging with her and her granddaughters, firing the feces, and generally relaxing and hanging out. We never did go to sleep, preferring to stay awake and then leave for the airport around 3:40am.





