9th September 2008
Bacon Virginity

If there is a food that better captures the human spirit of hunting, killing, cleaning, curing, slicing, and frying an animal in its own fat simply for the pure ecstasy of hammering down pounds of succulent flesh in one sitting as much as bacon, I have yet to discover it.

The Good Bacon Fairy (thanks, Dad!) recently blessed us with two packages of the finest, homegrown pickled pork which we only let rest in the freezer for a day before the allure overcame us and we construed to toss together a brace of pancakes just to bolster the excuse that we were having, “breakfast for supper,” when in reality we didn’t want to have it look like we had a meal entirely consisting of carved swine belly.

This was Keston’s first foray into this delicacy and, despite the fact that the poor sod was horrifically berift with a cold, still had a great time mowing down on America’s favorite morning meat.   (We gave him only the lean bits, I assure you.)  I think he has a bright future in the breakfast food department.

See below for the evidence that a good time was had by all, even the meat itself, as it bubbled merrily on the griddle.    I am particularly fond of Yolanda’s, “Mmmm….bacon” face, which I think she does marvelously.

 

Yolanda Loves Bacon


There are currently 6 responses to “Bacon Virginity”

  1. 1 ShelleyNo Gravatar UNITED STATES (16 comments) said:

    I love it!!! I’m glad your son knows the importance of pork. Ours seems to think he can do without – ham, pork chops, and bacon have all been evicted from his mouth.

    The bacon looks fantastic!

    Shelleys last blog post..Meganism – pig nose

  2. 2 MarieNo Gravatar UNITED STATES (116 comments) said:

    That looks good and I don’t even really like bacon that often. It
    makes me want a BLT :)

  3. 3 MelNo Gravatar AUSTRALIA (56 comments) said:

    Lara recently saw on Playschool 3 pigs rolling around in mud and turned around and said to me “Mum that IS disgusting” It was the funniest thing. Keep that in the back of your mind and fast fwd to the Royal Adelaide Show where we visit the smelly pigs and her Uncle informs her ‘MMMMMM ham and bacon’ – seriously I think it was enough to send her vegetarian!

  4. 4 KatyNo Gravatar UNITED STATES (22 comments) said:

    Ugh! A meal all of bacon?? That would be enough to make me a vegetarian…just thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach!

  5. 5 JennNo Gravatar UNITED STATES (6 comments) said:

    Mmmm, bacon. I would luuuurve to taste your homegrown variety. I bet it’s delicious!

    Jenns last blog post..I exercised this morning, doesn’t that count for something?

  6. 6 Nathan PralleNo Gravatar UNITED STATES (151 comments) said:

    Pay no attention to the “Katy” commenter; while she is my sister, we don’t really know where she fell off the Meat Wagon, but we suspect she hit her head on the way down. ;)

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