Being nosy may have been the demise of the feline, but my sense of interest in the outside world is unabated by this fact — and so we come to the reader-interactive portion of our program.
Today, for Humpday, I’m asking YOU, humble reader, to step forth and show your colors, or at least your written word, for my own sadistic pleasure and interest. You knew my intentions were anything less than honorable, didn’t you?
No, this is not a meme. I hate memes. If I get tagged by someone to do one, I usually avoid it, because I think most of them are corny or time-wasting. So, here is a list of questions that, if you choose, you can answer. I don’t care if you put down real answers or false ones, funny answers or serious. This is kind of up to you. Amuse me, make me think, annoy me, whatever.
BUT — I really would like to know who is in my current readership, so if you could at least drop a comment on this entry and say, “Yo! I’m here.”, that’d be ultra-groovy. Like a record. Or a Klingon’s head.
The Questions:
1. Hey — who are you? Give me a name. Or a nickname. Or a superhero name. Include a link to your homepage or blog if you want. Free advertising! Mmmm….
2. In a 5-word or less sentence, describe one: a) your conception of God or b) a grapefruit.  Points for making it ambiguous.
3. What’s the worst-designed website you visit on a regular basis? Include a link if you like. If it’s so bad, why do you keep going?
4. What one feature of the sex that attracts you (opposite or same as you like) do you really not give a crap about? Does size matter?
5. What is your bra size? If you don’t wear one, what size do you think you’d like if you could? Do you think Madonna should show hers off more often? Do you want to be buried in one?
6. Name the one typical household product that scares you the most. Do you have it in your house right now? Is it behind the door???
7. What profession do you think a daughter borne from the lusty coupling of Oprah Winfrey and Johnny Depp would have? How about eye color?
8. When you first walk into a party, what’s the first thing that you do? Is it really lame?
9. Name the most erotic animal you can think of. “Erotic” can mean anything you want it to mean. Why did you pick that one? Would you wear a coat made out of that animal?
10. If you could eat any one vegetable before being thrown from a 50-story building, what would be your choice? Steamed, boiled, fried, baked, broiled, poached, or grilled?
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